Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Beastly

In 2008, American hedge fund manager Andrew Lahde’s farewell letter to his shareholders contained an interesting message about the naked avarice that threatened to collapse the world’s economy.

I would like to make a modest proposal. First, I point out the obvious flaws, whereby legislation was repeatedly brought forth to Congress over the past eight years, which would have reigned in [sic] the predatory lending practices of now mostly defunct institutions. These institutions regularly filled the coffers of both parties in return for voting down all of this legislation designed to protect the common citizen. This is an outrage, yet no one seems to know or care about it. Since Thomas Jefferson and Adam Smith [sic] passed, I would argue that there has been a dearth of worthy philosophers in this country, at least ones focused on improving government.


     This message (reproduced, warts and all, in a book by Chris Hedges) resonates with a teacher of a marginalized subject (such as, say, English). It is also a warning to educational systems that continue to neglect my subject in particular and the humanities in general. Simply put, the arts and social sciences are called the humanities for a reason: without them, civilizations have in the past collapsed and will again collapse into brutality.
     Over my twenty-four years of teaching, I have been told, among other incidental, staff room-exiling affronts to my subject, that English teachers are “a dime a dozen” (by a recruiting TDSB principal), and that the humanities are the “spokes in the wheel” of a sci-tech school (by successive principals at my current school). And what happens to the wheel when spokes get damaged?
     Here’s one thing that happens. In my wing of the school, classroom computers were removed. Now students must (gasp!) leave the classroom to do incidental research that could have been completed in moments. In order to use the library’s computers (often booked anyway), they require a signed note from a teacher, which eats up more class time. Some teachers even go as far as to allow students (double-gasp!) to turn on their smartphones and google the information in class! Yes, I know it’s wrong to do that. Why? Because it’s against the rules? Maybe. No, wait; because it makes information most accessible to students who are wealthy enough to own smartphones with data packages, further unravelling the myth of equity in public education? That’s more like it. (Shakespeare, who had to leave school after grade 7 over financial woes stemming from his father’s graft, overcame his challenges without the glories of public education or modern antibiotics, but he was a bit of an anomaly. More about him later.)
     It’s not about the money. Well, maybe a little, since money has become the language of emotion. The smallest child who cries out against inequities of treats, gifts, what-have-you, isn’t lamenting the lack of stuff, but the naked evidence of indifference. For this reason, 3C students ask at least once per semester, “Why don’t we study Shakespeare?” while some administrators ask us why we study it at all. BTW, we study it to understand the power of universal insights that transcend time and circumstance; but we teach it exclusively to those whose circumstances point toward university. Students pick up on this atmosphere of neglect. And they are astute enough to know that neglect is a form of abuse. Not yet sensitized to the responsibility of the bystander, however, they vaccilate between railing against inequity and dogpiling on its victims.
     Those of us fortunate enough to study at the post-graduate level know that all academic disciplines converge eventually. The arts, social sciences, sciences and mathematics all form the base of a pyramid whose topmost point is philosophy. And what happens if you knock down one side of a pyramid? The same thing that happens if you take out a spoke of a wheel. Or, for that matter, amputate a whole branch of learning. Let’s close with a rhetorical question from renowned “artsy” (and politician, and Nobel laureate) William Butler Yeats:
     And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
     Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Empire of Illusion


The over-riding theme of Chris Hedges's collection - condemning the commodification of life - hits hard from all angles. Hedges is writing in the tradition of copia, the practice of approaching an important idea in different ways in order to reach as many readers as possible. For this reason, these essays may seem uneven from piece to piece. However, the breadth of Hedges's thesis calls for this treatment.
The final essay, The Illusion of America, must fall flat by necessity because his hope lies in a simple choice: love over commodity, the dialectic that has dominated great minds of all disciplines throughout civilization. Why make a simple, universal value more complex than it is? to cater to our contemporary craving for a stunning climax, even in non-fiction? The first essay holds possible keys to this disappointment; WWE fans aren't the only victims of commodified entertainment. We all are. It's the air we breathe.
The ideas in this book are far-reaching and immediately useful. They cry out for action, which every reader is able to employ. Democracy is a tool that we must teach ourselves to use, and this book is part of my personal toolkit.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

some february trains

red enough

Friday, February 19, 2010

chicken quest

Yeah, this is a strange thing to write about on the heels of vegan biscotti. Anyway, after a trip to Sanagan's Meat Locker, arguably the best butchers in town, I persevered in my lifelong quest for the holy grail of evenly-roasted chicken. Here is the triumphant result.
Preheat the oven to 450F. Move an oven-rack about 4 ins from the bottom.
Wash and dry a fresh chicken.
Lay down a thin layer of 1/4 c coarse salt lined up approximately with the contact points of your chicken's breast, wings and legs on a cookie sheet. Lay the chicken loosely (to allow heat circulation), breast-side down, on the salt, following Nigella's wisdom about the back-fat self-basting a bird that looks as though it's taking a dive. Rub exposed parts with crushed garlic. Lay sprigs of rosemary or other herbs across the back, in the creases between legs and body, and in body cavity itself. Crack some black pepper on top. Roast halfway at 25 minutes per pound.
Remove the bird from the oven to flip it. Then flip it onto its back. (There will still be enough salt on the cookie sheet to hold up the chicken. With a knife, gently flake off excess salt from the browned breast, wings, and legs.
Lower oven heat to 350F. Continue roasting until the juices between thigh and breast run clear.
Let stand about 5 minutes before carving.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

vegan biscotti

For people who don't want egginess. Contains whiskey, which cooks out during the dual baking process and leaves airspace where the alcohol was.
1. Hazelnut:
Preheat oven to 300F.
Combine until it comes together into a firm dough>
2c ground hazelnuts
1c AP flour
1/2 tsp salt
1c rice or agave or barley syrup
2T vanilla
1T baking powder
1/4 cup whiskey or enough to moisten
Shape into 2 flattened, square-ended logs. Bake for 45 mins. Cool on a rack.
Slice 1/2in thick. Stand slices up on the same cookie sheet, leaving 1/2in airspace between.
Bake for another hour@275F. Turn oven off. Leave in oven to cool to tooth-shattering crunchiness.

2. Maple walnut with black pepper:
Preheat oven to 300F.
Combine until it comes together into a firm dough>
1c chopped walnuts
2c AP flour
1/2 tsp salt
1c maple syrup
1 tsp black or white pepper
2T vanilla
1T baking powder
1/4 cup whiskey or enough to moisten
Shape into 2 flattened, square-ended logs. Bake for 45 mins. Cool on a rack.
Slice 1/2in thick. Stand slices up on the same cookie sheet, leaving 1/2in airspace between.
Bake for another hour@275F. Turn oven off. Leave in oven to cool.

3. Poppyseed:
Preheat oven to 300F.
Combine until it comes together into a firm dough>
2c poppyseeds
2c AP flour
1/2 tsp salt
1c barley, agave, or rice syrup or honey
1 tsp black or white pepper
2T vanilla
4 tsp baking powder
1/3 cup whiskey or enough to moisten
Shape into 2 flattened, square-ended logs. Bake for an hour. Cool on a rack.
Slice 1/2in thick. Stand slices up on the same cookie sheet, leaving 1/2in airspace between.
Bake for another hour@275F. Turn oven off. Leave in oven to cool.

Friday, February 12, 2010

apricot cookies

These are good breakfast cookies... in threes.
Preheat the oven to 300F.
Cover in water and boil until water is absorbed:
1 c dried apricots
Drain.
Empty into a bowl.
Add
1/4 c honey
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 c sunflower butter
1/4 c sunflower seeds
Blend with an immersion blender until smooth.
Use a wooden spoon to combine:
2 c quick oats
Shape into 1" balls. Place on lightly oiled cookie sheet. Flatten to puck-like proportions with a fork. Bake for 20 minutes. Turn oven off and cool in oven. Store covered in fridge.